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To counter noise I hear in my apartment building I created a random note generator.
It also coincidentally pisses off my schizophrenia, which is a good thing, because my schizophrenia is always talking bullshit.
To break the chain of bullshit (SCHIZOPHRENIA IS TRYING TO SELL) pisses off schizophrenia, the notes break up schizophrenic thought.
You need a
1) a computer
2) a computer language called BASIC or QBASIC ask me if you need help with this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QBasic
3) a short program to be typed into a open or running BASIC or QBASIC.
I hope to put an executable here in the near future, an .EXE.
Explanation
In your computer there is a speaker that beeps when you start up. The QBASIC language and program use that speaker.
An open computer works best to let the sound out.
IMPORTANT : “Ctrl” button plus “Pause/Break” button stop the program when pushed at the same time.
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The program : type it into a running QBASIC
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REM Sound Generator
RANDOMIZE TIMER
4 x= INT(RND * 300)
tone = INT(RND * 150)
ttwo = INT(RND * 1000)
freq=500 + x
SOUND freq, tone
SOUND z, ttwo
GOTO 4
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The beeps do not sound pretty like a piano note in this next article
Hack_a_Day introduction
“We have often commented that we’re a bit tired of hearing random notes when someone sends us a musical project. We love home made instruments, circuit bending, and creative sound, we just like some intentional direction to the noise. This just might be an exception to the rule. This typewriter plays random notes as you type. While it might annoy your cohabitants into a violent rage, it seems oddly cathartic. We have heard people talk about the pleasure of hearing the keys clack as they type. It just seems like you would get used to this and find it just as pleasurable. Maybe we’re crazy. Unfortunately, they don’t divulge any technical details, but we can imagine a simple way of wiring directly into a cheap keyboard to get the same effect.”
Musical Typewriter Makes Your Annoying Poetry Double As Annoying Music
By Adam Frucci, 8:40 PM on Tue Jul 14 2009
http://gizmodo.com/5314618/musical-typewriter-makes-your-annoying-poetry-double-as-annoying-music
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